ok, all i can say is WTF. first of all, it's snowing. ok, fine, after our heavenly weekend of 70 degree weather, you clouds wanna get all cranky on me, that's fine. then, i get to work all kindza ass late cuz i just HAD to get food from the TacoBell drivethru that doesn't move faster than my bowel movements (for those of you who know me, know that that's damn slow). THEN...oh but then... then i get to my desk and i'm checking emails and in happy daze of mind when i squirt the damn hot sauce UP MY NOSE and INTO MY EYE. first i scream, drop the burrito, and yell, "oh my god!" and haul ass to the bathroom where all of a sudden many people from surrounding offices decide to use the bathroom and witness my emergency eyewash situation. all i could say was..."um, i just got something in my eye. i'm good. I'M GOOD!!!" *sigh. i don't even know what to say. and i thought all i had to worry about today was cramping...

ps. i'm finishing that burrito with the hot sauce that victimized me. STEVE-O AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!!!