jeremy, autumn, and i happened upon the bar last night (shh...we are not Kelley's whores. ok. maybe we are.) after an astonishing great time, we happened upon the Allsups to get burritos and whatnot. on the way there...jeremy kept asking autumn about some girl's mom's friend - who i guess he'd been flirting with for the night (i ain't gonna lie to you - he's gotta taste fo dems olda womens) and kept asking if she was alright...you know...flirt-worthy i guess.

he then said, "man, i always find older women who have kids, i'm on a streak!"

and i said, "geez, what is it with you and moms?! you're such a mother fucker."