so i'm on the phone with mital...and we're talking about my buttmunch ex-fiancee (i can never refer to him as regular 'ex-fiancee' for reasons i can totally justify). i told her i was unclasping myself of his wretched rings around my neck by having only one thing left to do, to be completely free of him. and i also told her i had emailed a friend saying, "God's hand saved me from marrying a complete asshole."

mital calmly replied..."you know...God still loves him."

and then we both started laughing hysterically.