i had a lovely conversation with my friend jeremy last night. we were both bitching about his twin brother (who happened to be the last guy i dated after buttmunch). that one's a fun story all on his own, but this one's going to let jeremy's coolness shine. i pretty much realized his brother wanted total validation of himself through me, and boy...not only do i want Nothing to do with that, it makes me mad to be put in that situation in the first place. i pretty much opened up and let jeremy know how i truly felt about everything, and happened to say, "you know what? i was never even attracted to him in the first place. i was hoping it would come later, you know through personality and stuff...cuz man...he's really nothing i'm attracted to AT ALL..."

jeremy looked at me and said, "you do realize i'm his identical twin don't you?"

of course i knew - but i couldn't unfreeze the look of horror and -how-could-i-be-so-stupid- on my face.

so he pitched in, "Don't worry, I don't rest my self esteem on dynamic things like other people's opinions...it's just too unstable."