so this morning, after my shower, i went into the bathroom to get something. i left the light off, and barely had enough light to see what i was doing, but it was unnecessary because i knew what i was looking for. as i opened up the drawer under the sink, i looked down at my scary skeletor legs and the backlight of the open door made it look like i had no feet. just 2 scary sticks that ended straight into the ground. just legs. no feet. complete darkness. 2 skinny sticks. meeting the ground. melding with the darkness. no feet.

WOULDN'T YOU FREAK OUT IF YOU LOOKED DOWN AND HAD NO FEET???

i sure as hell was.