the Light in my mind is coming back.
our adventure to lubbock starts off with jeremy walking up to the car with his GUINNESS shirt on. the first words out of Crease's mouth is "HEY GENIUS!!!"
then the adventure continues with the 3 of us going to the mall, eating at an Indian restaurant (their first time *giggle), going to a kickass toystore, and ending the evening with dinner at jeremy's with autumn. crease and her new "friend" stopped in for the "meet my friends" visit as well. as usual, no explanations, just pure quotes.
crease: yeah! the more the merrier!
jeremy: well, i only have plate settings for four. if we use bowls, eight... and twelve if people eat out of the little saucers...
crease: Ooh, let’s go into 5-7-9, you’ll like this store sarah, it carries only sizes 5, 7, and 9.
jeremy: Um, I think it has more sizes than that, cuz there’s girls in here who are WAY bigger than size 9.
"tastes like we're gonna hafta make a few stops on the way home." - crease
"that's how i'm going to remember it - *starts singing 'we be jammin...gulab jammin..." - crease
jeremy: you think that's one giant family over there?
crease: yeah, same tribe?
and i'm thinkin...god i love my american friends...
crease: do you ever think about how old you are? like, i'm 27. wow...i've been alive for 27 years...
jeremy: i think about how many years i have left.
"Starter! ANTAGONIST!!!!" - autumn to sarah
"You know what would make a great tattoo?! A MAZE!!!" - autumn
mayor: you look like your sister in the face...
autumn: *takes long drag of clove-cigarette " Ooh, She's purdy..."
mayor: oh, what does chyanne do?
crease: she works at a graveyard.
autumn: so Lance, YOU A VIRGIN?
crease: THAT'S MY QUESTION!!!!
*autumn grabs jeremy's head massager wires, folds them in half, and says, "this could also be a pick."
"he was one of those - y'know - he'll touch you all day!" autumn
jeremy: "i'm single"
sarah: "also single"
autumn: "also single....pining after another"
"this is how autumn responds to touch..." - jeremy
"NOW THAT'S SOME SEX HAIR!" - jeremy to sarah
referring to boobs, "they're like a squeek toy! eee ooo!!!" - autumn
Jeremy: "don't know about carisima's last one, sarah's WAY over her last one, autumn still wants her last one, and i've had many last ones."
while crease and mayor were walking out the door autumn yells, "bye BITCH!!"
"that was the cherry on our boring sundae." - sarah
"i looked up and she (a stripper) was hanging upside down - i don't know, she's an acrobat!" - jeremy
sarah: i can't swallow more than once!
autumn: WELL FORGET IT THEN! i can't help you.
jeremy: one time i spilled catfish bait in my truck...
autumn: in the middle of summer?! in the middle of summer?!
jeremy: well, yeah.
autumn: oh, i was just joking.
jeremy: it's saying you have a low battery
autumn: CHARGE IT BITCH!
hehehe, that really was the best saturday ever.
then the adventure continues with the 3 of us going to the mall, eating at an Indian restaurant (their first time *giggle), going to a kickass toystore, and ending the evening with dinner at jeremy's with autumn. crease and her new "friend" stopped in for the "meet my friends" visit as well. as usual, no explanations, just pure quotes.
crease: yeah! the more the merrier!
jeremy: well, i only have plate settings for four. if we use bowls, eight... and twelve if people eat out of the little saucers...
crease: Ooh, let’s go into 5-7-9, you’ll like this store sarah, it carries only sizes 5, 7, and 9.
jeremy: Um, I think it has more sizes than that, cuz there’s girls in here who are WAY bigger than size 9.
"tastes like we're gonna hafta make a few stops on the way home." - crease
"that's how i'm going to remember it - *starts singing 'we be jammin...gulab jammin..." - crease
jeremy: you think that's one giant family over there?
crease: yeah, same tribe?
and i'm thinkin...god i love my american friends...crease: do you ever think about how old you are? like, i'm 27. wow...i've been alive for 27 years...
jeremy: i think about how many years i have left.
"Starter! ANTAGONIST!!!!" - autumn to sarah
"You know what would make a great tattoo?! A MAZE!!!" - autumn
mayor: you look like your sister in the face...
autumn: *takes long drag of clove-cigarette " Ooh, She's purdy..."
mayor: oh, what does chyanne do?
crease: she works at a graveyard.
autumn: so Lance, YOU A VIRGIN?
crease: THAT'S MY QUESTION!!!!
*autumn grabs jeremy's head massager wires, folds them in half, and says, "this could also be a pick."
"he was one of those - y'know - he'll touch you all day!" autumn
jeremy: "i'm single"
sarah: "also single"
autumn: "also single....pining after another"
"this is how autumn responds to touch..." - jeremy
"NOW THAT'S SOME SEX HAIR!" - jeremy to sarah
referring to boobs, "they're like a squeek toy! eee ooo!!!" - autumn
Jeremy: "don't know about carisima's last one, sarah's WAY over her last one, autumn still wants her last one, and i've had many last ones."
while crease and mayor were walking out the door autumn yells, "bye BITCH!!"
"that was the cherry on our boring sundae." - sarah
"i looked up and she (a stripper) was hanging upside down - i don't know, she's an acrobat!" - jeremy
sarah: i can't swallow more than once!
autumn: WELL FORGET IT THEN! i can't help you.
jeremy: one time i spilled catfish bait in my truck...
autumn: in the middle of summer?! in the middle of summer?!
jeremy: well, yeah.
autumn: oh, i was just joking.
jeremy: it's saying you have a low battery
autumn: CHARGE IT BITCH!
hehehe, that really was the best saturday ever.
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You rock just for letting me relive all of the fun of Saturday night. I had forgotten half that stuff, glad you wrote it down.
"This is how Autumn responds to touch!!" LOVE IT
Oh em gee!! I can't believe you put that pic of me smoking up! I must say, I don't like myself as a smoker...anywho...man, that's some funny shit! So glad you're a blogger.