ok, so i know i haven't been posting much lately - but... if you've read my past posts... you know that there's been a bunch of shit going on in my life. i really don't even feel like blogging anymore - mainly because the nature of my blog isn't really suited for serious stuff - and that's all my mind's been into lately. so - to bid a fair adieu for a short time, while i deal and cope with my crap - i'll post the last bunch of quotes i've got - so i can throw away all these scribblings of paper that i have strewn about all ova da place. enjoy. =)
Simon's quotes from when he called a couple weeks ago:
"Yeah, dad goes to the flea market on the weekends, selling watches and stuff. but see, he's makin money off that shit. making money, fixing watches, all of which he learned from some guy at the mall."
"From what i heard - yeah. Oprah's no fucking scientist or anything - but she said the world's gonna end in 10 years."
[about the weird stuff he's seen in iraq]
"So, you know those people born with their eyes really close together? well picture that... but their eyes are
really far apart. kinda look like ducks or something. it's really weird."
then the rest are from my gang - with a new addition of "Adam" - the funniest person alive.
Jeremy: know what my goal in life is?
Sarah: to be inside TWO BUNS!!!!
*Autumn puts her hands coyly together and says, " i have a pot story..."
Adam's spotlight:
"Pot - it can be like opening doors in your mind. just as long as you close them when you're done..."
"Hey girl, stop shaking your ass - you're gonna throw your hip out. why don't we talk for a while?..."
"This sounds like a Ron Howard bathroom break..."
"I smelled Ron Howard's shit once."
"That saxophone man...it's like...crawling up your leg - that smooth jazz. 'uh hey baby, look over there while i crawl up your leg...' OH SHIT! IT'S HALFWAY UP MY THIGH!"
and back to the gang:
Sarah: they should make Vicks Vapo-Rub outta that Armani Code shit. i could just rub it on my chest and ahhhhh....
autumn: hell yeah! i'd put it on before bed and make it seem like i'm going to bed with a man. OH WAIT! IT'S ME!
"...cuz if i mix wine and martinis... I'm Freakin Screwed - with an F..." - autumn
"Ok so what? you want me to talk dirty to you? MY STIMULATING CONVERSATION ISN'T ENOUGH?!!!" - AUTUMN - it's autumn who said this!!!
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and wow. there's actually SO much more to blog about. i wanted to get our trip to Sonic in too.
ah crap. another time then. goodnight everyone. hugs and kisses and face-lickezzzzz.... hahaha
Uh, correction...that "talk dirty to you" bit was ME!!! Don't give credit to Jeremy for that gem! HAHA
I was wondering about that, I didn't remember saying anything of the sort. I'm not much of a dirty talker, I just give the occasional lapdance