i love this email - gives me such a self-esteem boost. and everything he says is hilarious - especially about mital deceiving her neighbors; for us who know mital - that's some funny shit. begin ego boost...now:

dearest sarah, don't worry about dearest simon, he has chilleth in iraq for a coupla days. word. i checked out your blog, it is sweet. i am gonna start my own soon. and it'll be tight. i'll give it to you when i set it up and shit. i liked what you wrote about me, it all makes sense. i really do bring the family together, but it only works when i have you to back me up. i can't just go up to dad and make some funny sounds...he'll be like...okay beta. you have to be there to continue the laughter. anyway the whole seth keeping his hat on thing...fucking hilarious. hahahahahaha that shit is funny. and yeah he will have to keep his hat on. me and him are gonna get a place in lubbock. hahha it'll be tight. oh yeah i found some tobacco for jeremy...they have fucked up flavors here, it probably has crack in it...i'll let him take the first puff. hahhaha
anyway, as for mital, tell her congrats...i hope she does well on the corporate ladder, stepping on people and deceiving her neighbors to gain the advantage and hopefully land some stock options in her salary.....i just laid down her life huh....it all comes down to stock options...biiiaaatch. anyway i'm gonna jam....peace out cub scout

your bro in arms, simon