ok, crease is kinda "dating" (i pause here because i just recalled her tshirt that says, "Hanging Out is Not Dating" *totally laughing to myself) - this really weird guy, who's kinda psycho-stalkerish... just without the physical stalking part. i think cellular-stalking is more his thing - what with the text messages (about CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY things that you just don't text message - and yes, she saved them all) and calling seven times in an hour and whatnot. anyways, she's never kissed the guy, never held his hand - and he planned on marrying her this summer. they've gone out for...6, 7 weeks i think... and he mentioned marriage within the 2nd week. anyways, she's had some help in concocting a brilliant 3-part-plan to break up with him (so he doesn't become 'dentist') - and the first part of the plan kinda fell through. Phase One of the plan is to tell him "things are moving too fast..."
so crease tells him, "things are moving too fast..."
and he said, "oh, so you wanna get married in 2 years instead?"

she had to go back to her office once she got done telling me that, and after she picked my lower jaw off the floor, she said, "come see me later, i'll show you those mexages." oh man, that girl kills me.

haha - now the rest of this post will be about how susie cracked me up the other day, and it might help to imagine everything susie says in a peruvian spanish accent. maybe that's why they crack me up so much... anyways:

sarah: but i never see pimples on your face...
susie: that's because i color them.

"hey, what did you do to my grandpa? did you throw him away already?" - susie

sarah: am i your coolest friend?
susie: yes
sarah: what?! dude, i totally set you up for that one. you could have totally said, "more like my weirdest friend" or something like that...
susie: no, because then you would have believed me. and how would you get over THAT?