this was a quote from lunch last week:
"He can love me all he wants - I don't give a crap! as long as he doesn't psycho-stalk me and kill me like that dentist!!" - crease

i really just need to get a voice recorder for times like these.

oh yeah, i threw my back out from vacuuming yesterday. i feel like a shmuck. like a friggin shlotski's sandwich. a putz! OY!!!