wow, friday night was such a blast... many of the quotes were when we were sober - and then the end of the night was great too - it's just i can't remember specific things to write about... anyways, in the usual manner, i do not astray:

"Hugh Hefner on the outside...Playboy on the inside!!" - autumn

autumn: what do you do with goblets?
jeremy: uh, drink anything you want out of 'em
sarah: yeah...i'm gonna mix potions in 'em later...

jer: is this thing still on? the red light mean it's recording?
aut: up...better not say something stupid...
sar: AH! I JUST FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!!!!

"wow, this boston creme pie is moist...like a brazilian jungle or something..." &
"really? you need help going shopping? cuz i can get off on that..." - sarah

jer: Here! Take an extra bite of Vengeance!
aut: yeah, to get back at him, i'll just get REAL fat!
jer: i call this ANGRY EATIN!!! arrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

sarah: there's a direct correlation between how much cleavage you're showing and how much you'll get hit on...


jer: i wonder how people can spend 2 hours getting ready...
sar: i did it last night
aut: WHAT?? WHY? - FOR WHAT?!!!
sar: well...i wanted to look good for skillfest...
(autumn about dies laughing)
jer: wait, what's skillfest?
aut: IT'S AN EMPLOYEE WORKSHOP DAY!!!!

jer: if she's doing that on purpose,
aut: SHE DESERVES A FUCKIN OSCAR!

jer: yeah, we're kinda the mild ones of the group - We're Andy and Opie!
sar: what? what's that?
autumn dies laughing and says, "it's white people tv"
jer: yeah, we'll get back to your world here in a second...

"you're so coldhearted. we need to have a workshop." - autumn to sarah

in talking about how small of a high school autumn and jeremy went to...
she says: especially when you have only 3 boys and 3 girls to choose from...
jeremy says: Sooner or later, you're gonna be like, "ooh, She's CUTE!
i think you know who i'm talkin about!"
autumn says softly: yeah, not you... i've already had you...

He's got his penis inside some otha Ho! - autumn

"i'm so hot, i'd fuckin fuck myself." - crease

and i want to stop and mention here - that Chyanne is fucking hilarious! i don't remember half the shit she said, but all of it had me laughing the entire night. i do remember somethin bout Reba, George Strait, George Allan, Lindsey something, Lacey Curtains... yeah i dunno. they're all the same to me. she definitely needs to hang out with us more often. good times to be had with that one...

and oh yes, i danced to the Cotton Eyed Joe for the first time in my life. what a strange fuckin dance.

crease left these random ass messages on my voice recorder thing (yes, this is how the magic of these quotes is goin down) and in one of them she started singing Sugar Ray's "Fly" - but the words went like: " iiiiii just wanna fly - high oh so high - like a nigga in the sky."

"Once i kiss you, i'll be fucking done with you." - sarah

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