a couple a days ago - i pulled into work and this was the first thing i saw:


what a way to start the day huh? i had no idea what to think of that, other than, i have to document this, of course.


then later that afternoon i went to Hancock Fabrics and found none other than Cockfight Fabric.

what else am i to do but make a skort. i should make a skort with that chit. it'd be hot.

and i need to mention also - that autumn is the coolest person i know. i mean, she seriously wins right now - and this is why:
as everyone stood at graduation to watch the new graduates leave the ceremony - autumn looked straight at me in the stands, and did the Robot Vomit. (this is her interpretation of me doing the "robot" - and it's the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life) - and her family and friends who i was standing with, ALL saw it - and all in a quiet murmur said..."huh..what is she doing?..." and i was the only one keeled over laughing violently. God that was a beautiful moment. i've never felt so close to another human being from such a distance. YOU ROCK AUTUMN!

(this pic is from the night of the face lick - and boy - the robot vomit deserves another face lick) actually - what autumn said at lunch today deserves one. we were talking about how both genders talk about sex differently within groups - like girls usually joke about something or ask about something weird the guy does... and guys like to brag or go into gory details or whatever - and i told this story of how in nj i hung out with this group of skater guys and one day this guy described how he had a date - and how he was going to give her a "beefy injection." and some of the guys weirded out cuz i was present - and i was weirded out and left shortly after. but then autumn said, "well geez, ya don't hear girls talking about - 'hey, i gave this guy a beef nudge'" - and me and adam both lost it - and yeah. it was a great lunch.
and that's all i got.