"It must be the combination of the three of us cuz like, each of us on our own...
yeah. not that special. "
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we ate dinner last night at Cancun restaurante and went up to pay the cashier like normal people do. my meal cost $8.57 and i gave the lady $9.00. she ended up giving me 57 cents back, most of which was in dimes and pennies, and un-paying-attenion-ly dumped it into my open purse. she paused when she looked at the cash register and realized she gave me too much change back, and bust out the calculator. after a second she looked me square in the jaw and said,
"oh, i was supposed to give you 43 cents back. you owe me 14 cents."

i just looked at her in disbelief and said, "um, i kinda just dumped it into my purse."

and autumn said,"WELL DIG THEN BITCH!"

as promised i have absolved drunk blogging completey, so i may sanely bring you Friday's whereabouts and lolligiggles. enjoy your stay!

after watching Underworld, we were all at Chili's and i was regailing my friends about a post i read on someone's myspace profile that said something about - "work sucks, let's go party with the ENMU girls soccer team." and in response to that, this is what follows:

"you should leave a post that says: Hey, what's up? How ya been? Let's go bone the ENMU girls soccer team..." - jeremy
*LOUD LAUGHTER and more talk of the ENMU girls soccer team
"You know what just dawned on me? my right, your left, all around us, ENMU GIRLS SOCCER TEAM!" - autumn
*all of our eyeballs simultaneously popped out of our heads and into our open flapping jaws
*LOUD LAUGHTER and omg i hope they don't beat the shit out of us expressions
oh..good times...*chuckling

Random Quotes:
"Shove him into a helicopter, YEAH!!!" - autumn

"I didn't know Febreze could knock you down by walking into it..." - jeremy

"Drinks SO STRONG it'll screw up your menstrual cycle!!!" - sarah

autumn kept whining about not needing to be out that night and me and jeremy agreed,
"we bust our asses ALL week, just to revel in one night of fun and relaxation."
"There's not ONE day in the week i bust my ass." - autumn

and i must include the random txt msg i sent jeremy last night that read:
"Annie, r u ok? You'd been struck by a smooth creamy glass of yogurt."

me n sushi were googling flowers today for the hell of it. well, she needed a lotus flower for her art project and i just like to bullshit around. i looked up my favorites, hibiscus, lotus, and iris, and susie told me her fav was lotus too (which might explain why one completely covers the small of her back in tatoo form - yeah, she's so hot). anyways, i was trying to remember autumn's favorite, and remember what it looked like but not its name. finally after masterful technorati searching, i found "calla lily" images. this was one i did not expect:

seriously...who came up with that and what guy would pee in that?
well autumn, this one's for you kid. *muah!

i know this is just a lousy forward but omg, it's one helluva lousy forward! if you can't read it you're supposed to pull on the corner's of your eyes (like a chinese person's) and magically there it is. chinese people must know something us almond/round eyes don't...

i finally gave in. i can't believe it. i actually did it. i got a MySpace PROFILE!!!! ahhhh!!!!!
oh well. i'm curious as to what people from my old highschool in nj are up to...and well as some other people. (sounds like i'm trying to justify it - heh)
it's almost freakin midnight - and i been workin on that damn profile for hours it feels like. geez.
anyways, there's more pics on it if ya wanna see or lemme know whatcha think about it in general. c'mon guys, you know you wanna get Profiles too...it's gonna happen...

http://www.myspace.com/lightshiver

jeremy, autumn, and i happened upon the bar last night (shh...we are not Kelley's whores. ok. maybe we are.) after an astonishing great time, we happened upon the Allsups to get burritos and whatnot. on the way there...jeremy kept asking autumn about some girl's mom's friend - who i guess he'd been flirting with for the night (i ain't gonna lie to you - he's gotta taste fo dems olda womens) and kept asking if she was alright...you know...flirt-worthy i guess.

he then said, "man, i always find older women who have kids, i'm on a streak!"

and i said, "geez, what is it with you and moms?! you're such a mother fucker."

mital: dude, my parents want to send me to India to find a husband. since i don't have a job...i guess that's what they're really after...
sarah: oh hey look mom & dad, Burger King is hiring... who knew?

1) i have changed my blog settings so that ANYONE can leave a comment. hence, i expect a ton of comments. more than i receive now. so leave a comment. biatch.

2) this is the kind of puppy i want:


3) the sunset was beautiful today. next time...NOTICE.

4) i am obsessed with Asians.

and 5) wine + me = crazy Crackistani. crazy 3rd world Crackistani...

ps. on animal planet...they just showed a bunch of sheep with stuffed animals tied to their backs like jockeys. then they raced the sheep around a horse track with the stuffed-animal-jockeys bouncing with every bop across posts and fields. I LOVE TV.

as well as its length.

Ever wonder what girls IM about?

susie says:
hahha, that's cute
susie says:
little chinese baby
Sarah says:
awww, i know!!
susie says:
did you say you wanted an asian baby?
Sarah says:
heck yes
susie says:
awww
Sarah says:
i think i'll end up adopting one
susie says:
yeah asian is the voice!
Sarah says:
LOL
susie says:
that will be cool
Sarah says:
"asian is the voice" - LOL
susie says:
yeah
Sarah says:
too bad i can't make one...
susie says:
you could
Sarah says:
maybe i can get some asian sperm...
susie says:
with a really strong asian dude
Sarah says:
LOL
Sarah says:
real tall
susie says:
oh stop it
Sarah says:
and his eyes gotta be no wider than 1/4"
susie says:
haha, yeah he would have to be really asian, otherwise i think he would look more like you
susie says:
like my pakistani uncle, his daughters are a lot like him
Sarah says:
pakistani genes are freakin strong dude
Sarah says:
i think the darker you are the stronger it is
susie says:
i know
susie says:
yes it is
Sarah says:
even with black people...the kids always look more black than any other race mixed in it
susie says:
but his second daughter looks more like the mom
susie says:
more asian
susie says:
but with curly hair
Sarah says:
lol
Sarah says:
paki's with curly hair
susie says:
yah she's cute
susie says:
yah you could adopt otherwise, but i think it's expensive
Sarah says:
i'm gonna find the strongest asian sperm there is
Sarah says:
and plant it in my cervix
Sarah says:
we'll see what's up then
susie says:
oh ok, good luck with that
susie says:
i'm still looking

Quotes of the night - no explanations, no nothing:
"It's like a smoking jacket for your HAND!" - jeremy to carisima

"And then the first time i touched an udder was when i was 5..." - sarah

"Miss Personality Three Years in A Row! HOLLA!!!!" - autumn

"Look you guys, I don't like tuna, I don't like to fish - that's why I ask my girls to shower..."
"No, but i was ALONE with them. --- That's the first time I felt like a victim." - carisima

"And I'm kinda homophobic - but wow..." - jeremy

"waa waa...KISS MY ASS!!!" - carisima

sarah: my deal is that when you're married - you're husband is still looking at porn.
autumn: what! not WITH you?!!!!

"How many times do you want me to pump it before I shoot you?" - autumn's bro

"uhh...Do you ever have to stretch your laughing muscle?" - jeremy

and the pure unadulterated fun moment of the night:
The Time We Played Jenga With 2 Wine Corks.
jen-ga jen-ga JEN-GA JEN-GA....
WOOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!!

i absolutely loved Aeon Flux. i'm a sucker for girls who kick ass - and i can't WAIT to see Underworld: Evolutions.
been waitin three long years for this sequel...*sigh
my life will be more complete after i see it. kinda like watching the Matrix or the Lord of the Rings movies...
you're just not satisfied until you've seen everything you can see about them.
or maybe it's just me.
eh.
whatever.

i can't believe i wrote that post last night. the time on there is correct... who the heck writes a post at THAT time of the night and i know i wasn't sober... seriously...WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING!!!!!
this is why boys are bad, and why i should stay away from them. just major distractions, indeed.
*puts on sanity goggles
alright...let's end this violently...

there's nothing more exciting than getting to know someone new in your life... especially if that someone is cuter than you remember, and really sweet... and someone you might really dig. geez, tonight is so crazy. i like him, and i want to get to know more of him. that's all...hehehehe =) and i had to post about it. geez! i'm being such a girl... i actually get nervous around him... which is something i haven't done since high school... what's wrong with me? hopefully nothing. hopefully i'm completely sane and i can stop worrying about how weird and crazy i am and hope he likes me for how weird and crazy i am. he's so freakin cute!!! gosh, it caught me off guard!!! and he's smart too... oh this'll be fun. this is going to be so much fun. no...really...

here lately i've really been enjoying watching tv with my mom. we laugh at everything together, and she says funny things all the time. coming from an older pakistani woman with an adorable accent, things that seem usually normal and not funny, all of a sudden become abnormally funny. we watched Diet Dr. Pepper's new commercial where you see the can amongst cupcakes, inside a giant bowl of halloween candy, pulled out of a donut box by a cop, and inside a giant candy dish. the very last scene is where this guy sitting next to the candy dish digs into the bottom and pulls out a can of soda wrapped like a piece of candy. my mom's eyes got real wide and slowly she said in a deep voice...
"CAN-DY".

LOL

i love you mom, there's no one on earth like you. =)

sorry guys, this one's not gonna be funny. i was emailing my friend and telling her what was goin on in my life and i never really processed what was goin on till now. i'm just sad. my living situation and family stuff. it's not like i'm weighed down by a lot of things, or am i? i'm not really quite sure what i feel. it's just an empty space i think, something i'm ignoring maybe. i don't know. sometimes life is livable, it has its good moments... but for now it's not enough. i'm not one with the world, or myself. *sigh.

i know what i need to make it better.

just close your eyes sarah...and ask...

tomorrow is a new day, and every second - is a second chance.

i had a lovely conversation with my friend jeremy last night. we were both bitching about his twin brother (who happened to be the last guy i dated after buttmunch). that one's a fun story all on his own, but this one's going to let jeremy's coolness shine. i pretty much realized his brother wanted total validation of himself through me, and boy...not only do i want Nothing to do with that, it makes me mad to be put in that situation in the first place. i pretty much opened up and let jeremy know how i truly felt about everything, and happened to say, "you know what? i was never even attracted to him in the first place. i was hoping it would come later, you know through personality and stuff...cuz man...he's really nothing i'm attracted to AT ALL..."

jeremy looked at me and said, "you do realize i'm his identical twin don't you?"

of course i knew - but i couldn't unfreeze the look of horror and -how-could-i-be-so-stupid- on my face.

so he pitched in, "Don't worry, I don't rest my self esteem on dynamic things like other people's opinions...it's just too unstable."

oh goodness gracious. "Brink!" was on tv and it made my night. i was even thinking about it earlier, and wondered...man whatever happened to that movie... for those of you who don't know, it was an Original Disney Channel Movie made back in the day - of 1997.

ah highschool. i can never truly escape you can i? all i did for those few years was skate. like everyday. i loved it. it was a true subculture back then. i think i loved the culture of it more than my ability to skate. i wasn't really good at all, but i still did it. plus sk8ter boyz were like, so the hottest...like YEAH! *rolls eyes
anyways, Brink! is all about SOUL SKATING! yeah!! soul skaters!!! it is the cheesiest thing in the world, which is probably why i love it so. that and i loved skater clothes. freshjive shirts and huge pants. whatever happened to freshjive? they had some kickin threads yo. freshjive became pretty big once that one dude in "Scream" wore their stuff. oh to get fake blood on such pretty clothes...so sad...

anyways, i've completely lost the point of this post. Brink did end the movie with screaming, "Woo! Soul Skaters! There's Nothing We Can't Do!!"

- L O 'freakin' L -

and we're not gonna discuss my addiction to the disney channel at all. i won't apologize for it. i won't.

so i'm on the phone with mital...and we're talking about my buttmunch ex-fiancee (i can never refer to him as regular 'ex-fiancee' for reasons i can totally justify). i told her i was unclasping myself of his wretched rings around my neck by having only one thing left to do, to be completely free of him. and i also told her i had emailed a friend saying, "God's hand saved me from marrying a complete asshole."

mital calmly replied..."you know...God still loves him."

and then we both started laughing hysterically.

check out my shark-pastry from wal-mart. mmm...it made my breakfast this morning extra special.

ok, all i can say is WTF. first of all, it's snowing. ok, fine, after our heavenly weekend of 70 degree weather, you clouds wanna get all cranky on me, that's fine. then, i get to work all kindza ass late cuz i just HAD to get food from the TacoBell drivethru that doesn't move faster than my bowel movements (for those of you who know me, know that that's damn slow). THEN...oh but then... then i get to my desk and i'm checking emails and in happy daze of mind when i squirt the damn hot sauce UP MY NOSE and INTO MY EYE. first i scream, drop the burrito, and yell, "oh my god!" and haul ass to the bathroom where all of a sudden many people from surrounding offices decide to use the bathroom and witness my emergency eyewash situation. all i could say was..."um, i just got something in my eye. i'm good. I'M GOOD!!!" *sigh. i don't even know what to say. and i thought all i had to worry about today was cramping...

ps. i'm finishing that burrito with the hot sauce that victimized me. STEVE-O AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!!!

dude, "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" (the cartoon) IS ON TV right now. omg, this must be some kind of omen. there's nothing but fruitful harvests and dancing celebrations reserved for this year of 2006. Carmen Sandiego herself demands it.

the amount of satisfaction i receive from watching a brand new episode of "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" is just plain wrong. just...plain...wrong...

and so is me wanting to marry:

these two guys are walking around our workplace just giving away 20 oz. bottles of Black Cherry Vanilla Coke. I just got a free coke, for sitting on my ass here. and it tastes DAMN GOOD...

"Legend says that dunking donuts first became a trend when actress Mae Murray accidentally dropped a donut in her coffee one day at Lindy's Deli on Broadway." ~ taken from some 'donut facts' site

Well, today was my first day back to work after our Christmas break. after eating some apple slices, i decided i needed to start the morning off right, with some coffee, and a donut. i finally made the grueling 18 steps to the snack bar and the grueling 18 steps back to my desk. i was set, and elated about my kill. the coffee in place, donut in hand, i get a crazy inkling... i was going to dunk that donut in my coffee! OH NO you say? OH YES. i had never had that urge in my entire life, so i was excited. eyebrows raised about the inkling, but still excited. i paid special attention to the experience. i grabbed a piece of donut and proceeded with the dunk. i slowly waited for the excess to drip off before i slowly brought it to my mouth. inside i thought, no..no, i'm a crazy woman... but i had to follow through. it was too late to turn back. eyes closed i popped it in, and almost immediately it disintegrated into heavenly sweet subatomic particles made of peace on earth and goodwill towards men. i think each particle had wings...i felt them flapping inside my cheeks... *wow. what a glorious moment. donuts and coffee have new meaning to me now. Thank you Mae, THANK YOU. i wouldn't have had this experience if it wasn't for you. and now i can share this with the world... oh glorious day!

my bro emailed and said he's getting leave at the end of this month. as i've mentioned earlier, he's been in iraq. and as i reminisced hangin out with my bro... i came across something i had to share. i think we were in highschool, and we lived at our old house. of course, as a vain 17 year old girl, i brushed my hair constantly, and was always looking at myself in the mirror. one day, during my hair-brushing rituals, my bro popped into the bathroom and said, "i brush my butt hairs with that brush." ahh...little brothers... i miss him so much.